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My neighbour has clearly woken up at 4am to find her husband watching porn... this is word for word the conversation I just overheard.

captainofthenx02:

captainofthenx02:

"STOP WATCHING PORN ON MY WRITING COMPUTER!"

"STOP WRITING ON MY PORN COMPUTER!"

"YOU’RE A MARRIED MAN YOU SHOULDN’T NEED A PORN COMPUTER!"

"YOU WRITE LIKE A SEVENTEEN YEAR OLD YOU SHOULDN’T NEED A WRITING COMPUTER!"

UPDATE. SHE THREW THE…

phoenix-falls:

vagisodium:

uninhibitedandunrepentant:

lovesthesmarty:

lsama:

This is the best idea for a restaurant. - Imgur

I DON’T THINK IT’S LITERALLY POSSIBLE FOR ME TO LIKE OR FAV OR UPVOTE THIS ENOUGH

I would like to see more of these.

Is this not a thing in America?

It’s a thing all over here in Australia. You get a wrist band. Means you can buy no booze, but you get free soft drinks.

this is a thing in canada too like all you gotta do is say that youre driving

Free….soda….in the US for….DD’s? Free…anything to encourage safe behaviours? 

That’s too much logic for this country. Sounds like Socialist propaganda 

toothpast:

youcantseemyinsidefeels:

kate-wisehart:

idontlikeyourcat:

In which Darcy never learned how to pronounce ‘Mjolnir’, but really doesn’t give a crap.

My headcanon is that Mjolnir is at least semi-sentient and thinks Darcy’s nickname is awesome and adorable.

I bet whenever she sees it and is like “myeuh myeuh!” it’s just like “hey Darcy”.

I bet Darcy is worthy of myeuh myeuh

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